Aristotle Molotov-Hiram in: Innocently Getting to Know The Neighbors
Well! Somehow Aristotle found this beautiful plot of land, with a nice little… uh, *snug* house, that was *just* within his budget. Possibly because its haunted by the tormented, screaming wraiths of the damned, but the real estate agent assured him that was just the ‘local colour’.
He even had enough left over for a rickety bed, a table, and some books. Tomorrow he’ll have to call in to interview for his job as a officer of the law, but today…
After politely declining a visit from the local Ghostbuster, and a morning of reading in his slum bed, its time to meet the neighbors!
Goddamn, these are some nice digs. Well, so far, so good…. everyones cordial… nothings on fire…
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GUYS ITS LIKE 3:30 IN THE AFTERNOON AND YOU JUST MET
I SELECTED ‘GET TO KNOW THEM’
WHERE DID THIS COME FROM.
UNDIGNIFIED SNORTING LAUGHTER
